dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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