I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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