i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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