I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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