shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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