For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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