But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I have tasted many bathrooms
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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