It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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