I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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