addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
