oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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