Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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