i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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