i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize