Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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