we're blogging at a bar
hell yes lets make some ravioli
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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