So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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