The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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