that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i just had sex bonerless
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
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some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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