Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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