Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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