yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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