That's intense
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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