so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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