I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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