I'm going to jail i love you
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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