I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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