I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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