He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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