lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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