There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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