the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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