My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
you would pick up someone in the library
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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