Its about making memories worth repressing
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Randomize
