Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
im on a boat
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