Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
