when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
this boner is exhausting
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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