why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Your shirt... Was in my pants
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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