kristin has been a bad kristin
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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