Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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