He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Its about making memories worth repressing
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
