No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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