I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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