they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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