She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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