i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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