gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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