i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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