I will die if light touches me.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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