I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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