How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
he fucked my hip out of place.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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