Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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