Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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