That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
well you can't waste a boner
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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