moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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